It s not gay unless the balls touch
You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation. The song's chorus features the phrase " it's not gay if it's in a three way ". The phrase was originally written as "it's not gay if it's on the moon" however Moonbase Alpha's censors forced the author to change it. Often paired with "It's only queer at the pier" or "It's straight if it's with a shipmate" the phrase pokes fun at the lack of straight sexual opportunities on a ship at sea. The phrase online dates back to at least but it is likely that the actual phrase is much older offline. The phrase began on 4chan , though the original thread is probably long gone.
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What does "it's not gay unless balls touch" mean?
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Similar to not racist and the predecessor of no homo , not gay is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel needs to have "not gay" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a faggot. For example: I get excited every time there's a stand-up routine by Dane Cook! I love him in a totally not gay way. Most people believe that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch balls.